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FUNNY CARD VERSE 01
It's your birthday,
go ahead and play with your food.
FUNNY CARD VERSE 02
Wanted to send you something
really nice for your birthday,
but the darn machine
just kept taking my quarters.
FUNNY CARD VERSE 03
Have you been a good boy?
FUNNY CARD VERSE 04
Have you been a good girl?
FUNNY CARD VERSE 05
Happy Easter to a good egg.
A little cracked, maybe,
but still a good egg!
FUNNY CARD VERSE 06
Thanks for keeping your cool through the more...
ummmm... interesting moments of my growing up.
FUNNY CARD VERSE 07
So you're sick.
Look on the bright side,
now you finally have a reason
to whine and complain!
Get well soon.
FUNNY CARD VERSE 08
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
FUNNY CARD VERSE 09
Do you have a sunburn baby,
or are you always this hot?
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